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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 9
as of 1:00 pm, December 10th, 2017
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 189 points (Tsuruya) [hw1]
2) 216 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
3) 229 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 254 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 269 points (bitey) [hw1]
6) 273 points (Aerys) [hw1]
7) 280 points ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
8) 292 points (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
9) 329 points (Ølíмë) [hw1]
10) 342 points (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
11) 402 points (his penis) [hw2]
12) 497 points (Kloxy) [fb]
13) 520 points (placeholder) [hw1]
14) 530 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
15) 551 points (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
16) 707 points (Greg.) [hw1]
17) 724 points (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
18) 727 points ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
19) 753 points (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
20) 802 points (Öc†anë) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum *
1) 4,705 (†ëh Freddy 350k/750k) [hw1]
2) 4,326 (Josh) [hw1]
3) 3,462 (|δiN| Capt.JaneyWay) [hw1]
4) 2,042 (-AH- Meatwad) [hw1]
5) 1,522 (Dwight K. Schrute) [hw1]
6) 1,473 (? Cortez) [fb]
7) 1,471 (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
8) 1,423 (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
9) 1,254 (Pubes not found) [hw2]
10) 1,165 (Ψ KattyShawshank) [fb]
11) 953 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
12) 892 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
13) 817 (۞ Mahmahk) [hw1]
14) 678 (~pube~) [hw1]
15) 668 (doodie) [hw1]
16) 643 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
17) 600 (placeholder) [hw1]
18) 554 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
19) 545 (~pube9.9 goes skkrrah) [hw1]
20) 537 (his penis) [hw2]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad *
1) 371 deceased rats (Bob†ëhman) [hw1]
2) 360 deceased rats (Reinhardt) [hw1]
3) 267 deceased rats (vagabundo [09]) [hw1]
4) 200 deceased rats (Free Rapes :)) [hw1]
5) 142 deceased rats ((Pieman) Kevorkian) [hw1]
6) 115 deceased rats (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
7) 110 deceased rats (aspiring hobo) [hw1]
8) 74 deceased rats (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
9) 70 deceased rats (Glitch) [fb]
10) 69 deceased rats (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 67 deceased rats (Tsuruya) [hw1]
12) 66 deceased rats (Aerys) [hw1]
13) 52 deceased rats (bitey) [hw1]
14) 38 deceased rats (Kaуti) [hw1]
15) 36 deceased rats (Hobotooo) [hw2]
16) 31 deceased rats (Ghost) [hw1]
17) 24 deceased rats (SirBilly) [hw1]
18) 21 deceased rats (†ëh Curran) [hw1]
19) 19 deceased rats (T-Rev) [hw1]
20) 15 deceased rats (Ølíмë) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won *
1) 41 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
2) 34 (Big Sexy ~Pube) [fb]
3) 32 (Free Rapes :)) [hw1]
4) 32 (Tuatara) [hw1]
5) 31 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
6) 31 (Pubescent JiNX) [hw1]
7) 24 (beal) [fb]
8) 22 (Turtle) [hw1]
9) 21 (SIF Assassin r/s) [hw2]
10) 21 (JiNX hbw2) [hw2]
11) 20 (~pube) [hw1]
12) 19 (his penis) [hw2]
13) 19 (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
14) 19 (Synthetic) [hw2]
15) 19 (Zeroun.) [hw2]
16) 18 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
17) 18 (Mojo) [hw2]
18) 17 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
19) 17 (ƊƦ J Norton) [hw1]
20) 17 (*H♠H* Mr. Plywood) [fb]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it. *
1) 145 (63.42%) ((Pieman) Pumpy) [hw1]
2) 140 (49.62%) (:☠: △Bry™) [hw1]
3) 138 (89.12%) (Kloxy) [fb]
4) 130 (38.11%) (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
5) 129 (62.6%) (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
6) 124 (76.58%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
7) 121 (49.57%) (Mojo 2.0) [hw1]
8) 121 (44.74%) (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
9) 112 (83.21%) (Grunge) [hw1]
10) 112 (45.16%) (Greg.) [hw1]
11) 107 (91.16%) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 105 (71.58%) (Łƒblitzmom) [fb]
13) 103 (85.57%) (~Sniper) [hw1]
14) 103 (62.76%) (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
15) 102 (69.27%) (1722) [hw1]
16) 100 (93.82%) (Pulsey) [hw1]
17) 96 (92.83%) (his penis) [hw2]
18) 96 (88.59%) (placeholder) [hw1]
19) 96 (87.12%) ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
20) 94 (85.4%) (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels.
1) 134 (Kloxy) [fb]
2) 123 (Grunge) [hw1]
3) 118 (ƒ who) [hw1]
4) 118 (bitey) [hw1]
5) 117 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
6) 116 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
7) 115 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
8) 113 (Aerys) [hw1]
9) 110 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
10) 110 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
11) 109 (Greg.) [hw1]
12) 109 (:☠: △Bry™) [hw1]
13) 107 ((Pieman) Pumpy) [hw1]
14) 105 (his penis) [hw2]
15) 104 (placeholder) [hw1]
16) 101 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
17) 97 (Pulsey) [hw1]
18) 96 (MizPerrigrine) [hw1]
19) 95 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 87 (SirBilly) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it
1) 958.0453 (kepano) [hw1]
2) 942.7785 (Bob†ëhman) [hw1]
3) 880.1713 (Reinhardt) [hw1]
4) 865.9339 (vagabundo [09]) [hw1]
5) 840.6650 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) 837.3115 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
7) 832.8094 (SirBilly) [hw1]
8) 818.4141 (Free Rapes :)) [hw1]
9) 786.5011 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
10) 783.4911 (billy banjo) [hw1]
11) 779.6629 ((Pieman) Kevorkian) [hw1]
12) 770.8734 (/§\ Telly Stubbie 1) [hw2]
13) 766.0101 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
14) 757.1940 (pib) [hw1]
15) 750.3663 (Öc†anë) [hw1]
16) 735.7418 (Aimless Yodda Tὦ@) [hw1]
17) 732.3468 (aspiring hobo) [hw1]
18) 730.6062 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
19) 730.0465 (|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
20) 721.6457 (T-Rev) [hw1]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 265 levels (8 rats) (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
2) 249 levels (6 rats) (Kloxy) [fb]
3) 248 levels (8 rats) (GenochA) [hw1]
4) 243 levels (6 rats) (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 236 levels (9 rats) (billy banjo) [hw1]
6) 235 levels (7 rats) (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
7) 216 levels (8 rats) ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
8) 213 levels (8 rats) (Tsuruya) [hw1]
9) 195 levels (6 rats) (SirBilly) [hw1]
10) 178 levels (7 rats) (Ølíмë) [hw1]
11) 175 levels (7 rats) (bitey) [hw1]
12) 169 levels (6 rats) (Trapezohedron) [fb]
13) 166 levels (7 rats) (Aerys) [hw1]
14) 152 levels (8 rats) ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
15) 149 levels (6 rats) (Erarty) [hw1]
16) 143 levels (6 rats) (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
17) 133 levels (5 rats) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
18) 132 levels (6 rats) (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
19) 127 levels (5 rats) ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
20) 127 levels (5 rats) (Pumpy) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 322.519(SirBilly) [hw1]
2) 319.489(|ÐL| Swansong) [hw2]
3) 307.649(Swansong) [fb]
4) 306.479(«Ⓒ» Swansong) [hw1]
5) 302.21(Tsuruya) [hw1]
6) 295.06(doodie) [hw1]
7) 292.21(Aerys) [hw1]
8) 285.7(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 273.2(bitey) [hw1]
10) 265.76(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
11) 202.15(Kloxy) [fb]
12) 196.46(TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
13) 190.62(Josh) [hw1]
14) 161.35(Moon_Beam) [hw1]
15) 157.43(wanksta) [hw1]
16) 154.7(ƒ Kirky) [hw1]
17) 151.07({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
18) 143.25(Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
19) 142.85(TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
20) 138.42(Dollary Doos) [hw2]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $16,833,561 (~pube~) [hw1]
2) $11,757,976 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
3) $11,130,204 (~pube9.9 goes skkrrah) [hw1]
4) $10,835,089 (SirBilly) [hw1]
5) $10,050,045 (۞ Mahmahk) [hw1]
6) $8,801,082 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
7) $8,527,436 (Pubes not found) [hw2]
8) $7,159,308 (Aerys) [hw1]
9) $6,904,267 (Kloxy) [fb]
10) $6,738,263 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) $6,574,435 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
12) $6,417,332 (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
13) $5,746,608 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
14) $5,388,159 (T-Rev) [hw1]
15) $5,213,403 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
16) $4,642,271 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
17) $4,417,820 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
18) $3,988,555 (Erarty) [hw1]
19) $3,907,208 (bitey) [hw1]
20) $3,885,335 (Silvana) [fb]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
1) 4,020 (Pulsey) [hw1]
2) 2,682 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
3) 2,464 ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
4) 2,344 (his penis) [hw2]
5) 2,193 (LoveFound ღ) [hw1]
6) 2,088 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 1,991 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
8) 1,908 (Dez Nuts) [hw1]
9) 1,809 (:☠: △Bry™) [hw1]
10) 1,635 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) 1,620 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
12) 1,584 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
13) 1,547 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
14) 1,432 (placeholder) [hw1]
15) 1,394 (Grunge) [hw1]
16) 1,356 (Brak ™) [hw1]
17) 1,279 (Molon Labe™) [hw1]
18) 1,270 (ƒ who) [hw1]
19) 1,225 (SirBilly) [hw1]
20) 1,181 (Big Sexy ~Pube) [fb]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up
1) 105,999 (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
2) 96,612 (Öc†anë) [hw1]
3) 92,153 (Aerys) [hw1]
4) 87,796 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
5) 87,678 (bitey) [hw1]
6) 84,595 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 83,546 (billy banjo) [hw1]
8) 81,525 ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
9) 79,047 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) 74,873 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
11) 73,523 (Awsomeface) [hw1]
12) 71,335 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
13) 68,251 (Colonel Chestbridge) [hw1]
14) 66,943 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
15) 66,412 (SirBilly) [hw1]
16) 63,843 (his penis) [hw2]
17) 61,823 (GenochA) [hw1]
18) 61,293 (T-Rev) [hw1]
19) 61,243 (placeholder) [hw1]
20) 60,834 (Kloxy) [fb]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud???
1) 455.333 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
2) 395.61 (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
3) 380.228 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
4) 333.611 (Aerys) [hw1]
5) 325.611 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
6) 311.111 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
7) 310.958 (Erarty) [hw1]
8) 307.611 (his penis) [hw2]
9) 299.111 (placeholder) [hw1]
10) 282.111 (bitey) [hw1]
11) 274.656 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
12) 271.111 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
13) 268.934 (DizzyDean) [fb]
14) 263.821 (Ψ KattyShawshank) [fb]
15) 261.785 (Zizzle) [hw2]
16) 257.49 (Jewlzzz) [hw1]
17) 256.958 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
18) 253.648 (TbucK) [hw1]
19) 252.706 (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
20) 246.165 (SirBilly) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 5000.55 (GG I win cya next round) [hw1]
2) 3555.88 (Krun) [hw1]
3) 2879.3 (Beg With One Leg) [hw1]
4) 1111.11 (Step and a Half) [hw1]
5) 571.49 (Low Mining) [hw1]
6) 420.03 (Ghost) [hw1]
7) 391.7 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
8) 293.01 (SirBilly) [hw1]
9) 281.7 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) 273.28 ((Pieman) Tomas Torquemada) [hw1]
11) 271.69 (|ÐÐ| WOLFF) [hw1]
12) 271.17 ([oя] Alfie) [fb]
13) 234.59 (Aerys) [hw1]
14) 201.9 (ƊƑ Stron) [hw1]
15) 199.62 (bitey) [hw1]
16) 189.25 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
17) 188.6 (Squabbit) [hw2]
18) 152.84 (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
19) 129.5 ((Pieman) Pumpy) [hw1]
20) 121.02 (Ψ KattyShawshank) [fb]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good.
1) 48982 (~pube~) [hw1]
2) 46810 (Pubes not found) [hw2]
3) 41776 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
4) 37912 (۞ Mahmahk) [hw1]
5) 30070 (Moon_Beam) [hw1]
6) 16342 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
7) 15767 (Finding Pubes) [hw1]
8) 14946 (Ølíмë) [hw1]
9) 14828 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) 11615 (SirBilly) [hw1]
11) 11194 (~pube9.9 goes skkrrah) [hw1]
12) 10630 (Krun) [hw1]
13) 10496 (Squabbit) [hw2]
14) 10452 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
15) 9608 (Tsuruya) [hw1]
16) 8844 (#Mr Mark) [hw2]
17) 8607 (Sobriety) [hw2]
18) 8066 (adorabelle) [hw1]
19) 7743 (☲ Mr Mark ☲10) [hw1]
20) 7619 (T-Rev) [hw1]
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