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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 4:00 pm, March 13th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 272 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
2) 334 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
3) 351 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
4) 388 points (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
5) 479 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
6) 485 points (Aerys) [hw1]
7) 489 points (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
8) 546 points (pūb~) [hw1]
9) 553 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
10) 571 points (Stein) [hw1]
11) 573 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
12) 588 points (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
13) 653 points (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
14) 676 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
15) 683 points (TeaSquire) [hw1]
16) 718 points (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
17) 723 points (Bort) [hw2]
18) 725 points (henrietta) [hw1]
19) 727 points (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
20) 744 points (GenochA) [hw1]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 47 (Pumpy) [hw1]
2) 46 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
3) 45 (Sekla) [hw2]
4) 39 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
5) 35 (Folink) [hw2]
6) 32 (Arnold) [fb]
7) 31 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
8) 31 (aen) [hw1]
9) 31 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
10) 30 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
11) 30 (pūb~) [hw1]
12) 30 (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
13) 29 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
14) 29 (₲enz) [hw1]
15) 28 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
16) 28 (Stein) [hw1]
17) 28 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
18) 28 (Millions.) [hw1]
19) 28 (Gordo) [hw1]
20) 27 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 401.5957 (aen) [hw1]
2) 382.9644 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
3) 382.0542 (pūb~) [hw1]
4) 378.6918 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
5) 340.6026 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
6) 322.5544 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
7) 322.2785 (Millions.) [hw1]
8) 315.1459 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
9) 315.1370 (Gordo) [hw1]
10) 300.0183 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 292.6071 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
12) 285.5995 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
13) 285.5349 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
14) 267.5581 (SirBilly) [hw1]
15) 266.1788 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
16) 251.8907 (Aerys) [hw1]
17) 237.4506 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
18) 226.8003 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
19) 219.1545 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
20) 211.5067 (Melzie88) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 26,422 (Donkey Bert) [hw2]
2) 23,115 (ay 22s) [hw1]
3) 23,000 (Bertster) [hw1]
4) 15,914 (SirBilly) [hw1]
5) 13,982 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
6) 9,977 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
7) 9,937 (Aerys) [hw1]
8) 9,768 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
9) 9,652 (Jigglesworth) [hw1]
10) 9,198 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
11) 8,856 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
12) 8,377 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
13) 8,121 (~ pube!) [hw1]
14) 7,910 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
15) 7,316 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
16) 7,226 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
17) 6,896 (🍻RaND0m M0nk3y) [hw1]
18) 6,886 (Brak ™) [hw1]
19) 6,803 (ZNďCD) [hw1]
20) 6,766 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 60.487 (  Boom!) [hw1]
2) 57.415 (chappy6107) [hw1]
3) 55.5 (Bort) [hw2]
4) 52.95 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
5) 36 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
6) 33 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
7) 31.13 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
8) 30.5 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
9) 30.306 (aen) [hw1]
10) 29.3 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
11) 29.28 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
12) 26.602 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
13) 26 (cranc001) [hw1]
14) 25.05 (§-Chan-§) [hw2]
15) 24.5 (Joe Slovo) [hw2]
16) 24.35 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
17) 24 (♥Loopy˛?) [hw2]
18) 23.5 (★ Jenna ★) [hw1]
19) 22.65 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
20) 22.529 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 7258 (Also Josh) [hw2]
2) 7103 (Josh) [hw1]
3) 5950 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
4) 3056 (~ pube!) [hw1]
5) 2822 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
6) 2104 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
7) 1605 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
8) 1434 (Arnold) [fb]
9) 908 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
10) 828 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 766 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
12) 757 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
13) 736 (tim@arena) [hw1]
14) 725 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
15) 719 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
16) 630 (§-Chan-§) [hw2]
17) 615 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
18) 612 (doodie) [hw1]
19) 568 (Bumper E) [fb]
20) 526 (Sobriety) [hw2]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 32 levels (5 rats) (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
2) 31 levels (3 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
3) 24 levels (3 rats) (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
4) 22 levels (4 rats) (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
5) 19 levels (2 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
6) 17 levels (2 rats) (Sleepy Returns) [hw1]
7) 17 levels (2 rats) (Bort) [hw2]
8) 16 levels (2 rats) (Pumpy) [hw1]
9) 16 levels (2 rats) (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
10) 16 levels (2 rats) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
11) 16 levels (3 rats) (Aerys) [hw1]
12) 15 levels (4 rats) (Gordo) [hw1]
13) 14 levels (2 rats) (  Boom!) [hw1]
14) 13 levels (2 rats) (Juan Beer) [hw1]
15) 13 levels (1 rats) (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
16) 13 levels (1 rats) (Sobriety) [hw2]
17) 13 levels (2 rats) (The Superintendent) [hw1]
18) 12 levels (2 rats) (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
19) 12 levels (1 rats) (Krun) [hw1]
20) 12 levels (2 rats) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 25.87(Aerys) [hw1]
2) 20.75(pūb~) [hw1]
3) 17.41(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
4) 15.84(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
5) 15.81(Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
6) 15.48(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
7) 14.84(Sara) [fb]
8) 14.06(Michael) [hw1]
9) 12.94(aen) [hw1]
10) 11.2(SirBilly) [hw1]
11) 11.05(:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
12) 10.84(Bort) [hw2]
13) 10.36(Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
14) 10.16(★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
15) 9.92(#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
16) 9.88(Lumberjack™) [hw1]
17) 9.78(Millions.) [hw1]
18) 9.68(LiBerty) [hw1]
19) 9.67(Sleepy Returns) [hw1]
20) 8.72(Musehobo) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $359,297 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
2) $350,132 (Josh) [hw1]
3) $188,449 (Aerys) [hw1]
4) $187,383 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) $166,054 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
6) $154,900 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
7) $122,281 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
8) $121,142 (doodie) [hw1]
9) $116,634 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
10) $108,418 (GenochA) [hw1]
11) $108,150 (pūb~) [hw1]
12) $94,044 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
13) $91,272 (Donkey Bert) [hw2]
14) $91,269 (Bumper E) [fb]
15) $87,531 (henrietta) [hw1]
16) $82,125 (Also Josh) [hw2]
17) $73,871 (Sara) [fb]
18) $73,015 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
19) $71,655 (Michael) [hw1]
20) $69,303 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
1) 724 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
2) 387 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
3) 335 (LoveFound ღ) [hw1]
4) 282 (Folink) [hw2]
5) 248 (Sekla) [hw2]
6) 225 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
7) 197 (Arnold) [fb]
8) 181 (₲undulmu) [fb]
9) 176 (Stein) [hw1]
10) 172 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
11) 146 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
12) 146 (TheBK69) [hw2]
13) 131 (₲enz) [hw1]
14) 119 (Brak ™) [hw1]
15) 114 (Bort) [hw2]
16) 103 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
17) 102 (Ɖғ bgznmntz) [hw1]
18) 100 (§-Chan-§) [hw2]
19) 95 (Dazed & Confused) [hw1]
20) 93 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 227 (Also Josh) [hw2]
2) 211 (Bort) [hw2]
3) 191 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 64 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
5) 57 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
6) 51 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
7) 50 (pūb~) [hw1]
8) 50 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
9) 50 (BETTER THAN CHAPPY) [fb]
10) 49 (Michael) [hw1]
11) 49 (/§\ Telly Stubbie 1) [hw2]
12) 48 (Arnold) [fb]
13) 48 (~ pube!) [hw1]
14) 48 (chappy6107) [hw1]
15) 47 (†Î-DP lotto Vendetta) [hw2]
16) 45 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
17) 45 (  Boom!) [hw1]
18) 45 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
19) 45 (Captain ★ America™) [hw1]
20) 43 (Brother John) [fb]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 1.5 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
2) 0.23 (Stein) [hw1]
3) 0.2 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
4) 0.05 (SirBilly) [hw1]
5) 0.04 (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
6) 0.03 (Gerard) [hw1]
7) 0.02 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
8) 0 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
9) 0 (Folink) [hw2]
10) 0 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
11) 0 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
12) 0 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
13) 0 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
14) 0 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
15) 0 (aen) [hw1]
16) 0 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
17) 0 (Millions.) [hw1]
18) 0 (henrietta) [hw1]
19) 0 (Sekla) [hw2]
20) 0 (Aerys) [hw1]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 14 (Squabbit) [hw2]
2) 13 (Melzie88) [hw1]
3) 13 (|Z| Blumorphosno †) [hw1]
4) 13 (Tuatara) [hw1]
5) 12 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
6) 12 (Character Name) [hw1]
7) 11 (pūb~) [hw1]
8) 11 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) 11 (Aerys) [hw1]
10) 11 (‹Ĺ› Starfall) [hw1]
11) 11 (Bertha) [hw2]
12) 11 ({VAG} Joder) [hw1]
13) 11 (johncup22) [hw2]
14) 11 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
15) 10 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
16) 10 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
17) 10 (Cortez) [hw1]
18) 10 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
19) 10 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
20) 10 (No Mas) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 57 (91.89%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
2) 50 (97.4%) (~EŢ~ Foash) [hw1]
3) 50 (96.67%) (Folink) [hw2]
4) 49 (98.1%) (Trapezohedron) [fb]
5) 47 (92.35%) (Juan Beer) [hw1]
6) 45 (99.33%) (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
7) 45 (97.08%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
8) 43 (85.31%) (~ pube!) [hw1]
9) 41 (79.01%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
10) 40 (100%) (Gerard) [hw1]
11) 38 (93.44%) (Arnold) [fb]
12) 37 (80.82%) (henrietta) [hw1]
13) 36 (97.22%) ([Ƹ] Fantomet) [fb]
14) 36 (94.78%) (Michael) [hw1]
15) 36 (53.33%) (~Pube2) [hw1]
16) 35 (89.52%) (Stein) [hw1]
17) 35 (88.1%) (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
18) 33 (91.15%) (Sekla) [hw2]
19) 32 (96.84%) (Sleepy Returns) [hw1]
20) 32 (89.22%) (Cortez) [hw1]
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