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Hobo World Records
Arena Round 11
as of 12:00 am, March 15th, 2020
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Grand Arena Rankings - Turning Hoboing into an art form
1) 252 points (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
2) 252 points (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
3) 433 points (SirBilly) [hw1]
4) 437 points (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
5) 453 points (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
6) 500 points (Aerys) [hw1]
7) 510 points (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
8) 520 points (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
9) 529 points (pūb~) [hw1]
10) 608 points (~ pube!) [hw1]
11) 619 points (TeaSquire) [hw1]
12) 639 points (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
13) 640 points (Trapezohedron) [fb]
14) 667 points (henrietta) [hw1]
15) 668 points (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
16) 681 points (tim@arena) [hw1]
17) 688 points (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
18) 711 points (Stein) [hw1]
19) 717 points (doodie) [hw1]
20) 724 points (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
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Highest Level - Levels Jerry. Levels. *
1) 50 (Pumpy) [hw1]
2) 50 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
3) 49 (Sekla) [hw2]
4) 42 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
5) 39 (Folink) [hw2]
6) 35 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
7) 35 (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
8) 34 (aen) [hw1]
9) 34 (₲enz) [hw1]
10) 33 (Arnold) [fb]
11) 33 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
12) 33 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
13) 32 (pūb~) [hw1]
14) 32 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
15) 32 (Millions.) [hw1]
16) 31 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
17) 31 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
18) 31 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
19) 31 (Gordo) [hw1]
20) 31 (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
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Highest Begging Stat - Those who are just asking for it *
1) 440.5070 (aen) [hw1]
2) 427.9219 (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
3) 426.6954 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
4) 424.7132 (pūb~) [hw1]
5) 385.5264 (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
6) 375.2673 (Millions.) [hw1]
7) 367.7689 (DR Sprinkles R/S) [hw1]
8) 359.8902 (Gordo) [hw1]
9) 341.9798 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
10) 333.4555 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
11) 326.0371 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
12) 324.5947 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
13) 305.2111 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
14) 290.9411 (Aerys) [hw1]
15) 289.3244 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
16) 280.9744 (SirBilly) [hw1]
17) 264.8724 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
18) 246.3007 (Melzie88) [hw1]
19) 245.2564 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
20) 235.5956 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
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Biggest Can Collection - Highly qualified at bending over and picking things up *
1) 37,514 (ay 22s) [hw1]
2) 35,123 (Donkey Bert) [hw2]
3) 31,918 (Bertster) [hw1]
4) 21,648 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
5) 17,950 (SirBilly) [hw1]
6) 14,552 (Lil Bert) [hw2]
7) 13,302 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
8) 12,668 (Jigglesworth) [hw1]
9) 12,111 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
10) 11,334 (Aerys) [hw1]
11) 10,385 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
12) 10,022 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
13) 10,003 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
14) 9,151 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
15) 8,515 (~ pube!) [hw1]
16) 8,362 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
17) 8,161 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) 8,130 (ZNïCD) [hw1]
19) 7,847 (Ɖғ C L U T C H) [hw1]
20) 7,803 (🍻RaND0m M0nk3y) [hw1]
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Most Intelligent - How do u smrt so gud??? *
1) 91.145 ( Boombastic) [hw1]
2) 79.069 (chappy6107) [hw1]
3) 74.1 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
4) 68.43 (Bort) [hw2]
5) 43 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
6) 42.63 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
7) 38.5 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
8) 38.05 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
9) 35.55 (§-Chan-§) [hw2]
10) 34.8 (vagabundo [2020]) [hw1]
11) 34.28 (†ή® Terraniux) [hw2]
12) 33.5 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
13) 32.8 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
14) 32 ({SA}NUTSCOBRA{SF}) [hw1]
15) 31.006 (aen) [hw1]
16) 30.85 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
17) 30.5 ((Srsly) Scott) [hw1]
18) 29 (Squabbit) [hw2]
19) 27.553 (★ Jenna ★) [hw1]
20) 27.5 (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
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Most Pawn Points - Keeping those pawn store shelves stocked well and good. *
1) 10048 (Also Josh) [hw2]
2) 8665 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
3) 8460 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 4061 (doodie) [hw1]
5) 3647 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
6) 3583 (Arnold) [fb]
7) 3164 (ƒ Berts fanclub) [hw1]
8) 3164 (★ Jenna ★) [hw1]
9) 3056 (~ pube!) [hw1]
10) 2765 (★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
11) 2444 (tim@arena) [hw1]
12) 1995 (Sobriety) [hw2]
13) 1924 (St. Dingerous §♔™) [hw1]
14) 1172 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
15) 1135 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
16) 978 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
17) 916 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
18) 905 (Crusty McGee) [hw1]
19) 869 (Barry McCockinner) [hw1]
20) 833 (§-Chan-§) [hw2]
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Combined Rat Level - Otherwise known as the Master Splinter award
1) 40 levels (6 rats) (~JakMeHoff) [hw1]
2) 38 levels (3 rats) (pūb~) [hw1]
3) 30 levels (4 rats) (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
4) 28 levels (3 rats) (Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
5) 27 levels (3 rats) (Gordo) [hw1]
6) 23 levels (2 rats) (Sekla) [hw2]
7) 23 levels (2 rats) ( Boombastic) [hw1]
8) 22 levels (4 rats) (Aerys) [hw1]
9) 22 levels (3 rats) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
10) 21 levels (2 rats) (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
11) 21 levels (2 rats) (Pumpy) [hw1]
12) 21 levels (2 rats) (Sleepy Returns) [hw1]
13) 21 levels (2 rats) (Bort) [hw2]
14) 19 levels (3 rats) (GenochA) [hw1]
15) 17 levels (4 rats) (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
16) 17 levels (2 rats) (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
17) 17 levels (2 rats) (The Superintendent) [hw1]
18) 17 levels (3 rats) (Bertha) [hw2]
19) 16 levels (2 rats) (Juan Beer) [hw1]
20) 16 levels (2 rats) (Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
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Biggest Drunkards - It's nothing to be proud of kids
1) 32.43(Aerys) [hw1]
2) 28.91(pūb~) [hw1]
3) 23.96(Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
4) 23.32(InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
5) 20.9(aen) [hw1]
6) 19.01(Probs NOT Bert) [hw2]
7) 18(Jesus Christ Super-Bert) [hw1]
8) 17.64(Michael) [hw1]
9) 15.84(#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
10) 15.58(Sara) [fb]
11) 15.07(Bort) [hw2]
12) 14.34(Millions.) [hw1]
13) 14.08(SirBilly) [hw1]
14) 13.81(:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
15) 13(Jigglesworth) [hw1]
16) 12.93(Lumberjack™) [hw1]
17) 12.8(★StaR R200K S750k) [hw1]
18) 12.66(Sleepy Returns) [hw1]
19) 12(Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
20) 11.35(chappy6107) [hw1]
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Most Banked Cash - Who has the rainiest of rainy day funds?
1) $769,304 (Bertilicious) [hw2]
2) $710,066 (Also Josh) [hw2]
3) $585,667 (tim@arena) [hw1]
4) $535,172 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
5) $330,009 (Sobriety) [hw2]
6) $327,025 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
7) $242,862 (doodie) [hw1]
8) $224,655 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
9) $206,853 (Aerys) [hw1]
10) $184,632 (Trapezohedron) [fb]
11) $158,123 (Tuna Bert) [hw1]
12) $141,788 (GenochA) [hw1]
13) $129,711 (Bert-ie Bots Bean) [hw2]
14) $124,760 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
15) $123,912 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
16) $119,116 (henrietta) [hw1]
17) $115,662 (pūb~) [hw1]
18) $115,533 (Michael) [hw1]
19) $114,649 (Bumper E) [fb]
20) $113,655 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
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Most Collective War Points - Stocking up on cans of whoopass like it's armageddon
1) 953 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
2) 478 (LoveFound ღ) [hw1]
3) 375 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
4) 360 (Folink) [hw2]
5) 265 (Dumpstar) [hw1]
6) 258 (Sekla) [hw2]
7) 239 (₲undulmu) [fb]
8) 227 (Totes Adorbz Pube~) [hw1]
9) 217 (Brak ™) [hw1]
10) 213 (Arnold) [fb]
11) 211 (cru[$]her) [hw1]
12) 206 (₲enz) [hw1]
13) 183 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
14) 160 (Stein) [hw1]
15) 156 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
16) 142 (TheBK69) [hw2]
17) 139 (Bort) [hw2]
18) 138 (The Walking Dude) [hw1]
19) 134 (LunchboxEatsALot) [hw1]
20) 128 (Ɖғ bgznmntz) [hw1]
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Biggest Gumball - Those who kick ass at chewing bubble gum
1) 287 (Bort) [hw2]
2) 284 (Also Josh) [hw2]
3) 250 (Josh) [hw1]
4) 80 (#Mr. Flad) [hw2]
5) 75 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
6) 70 (tim@arena) [hw1]
7) 69 (Fxck!!) [hw1]
8) 67 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
9) 65 (Mahmahk) [hw1]
10) 62 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
11) 60 (doodie) [hw1]
12) 59 (Arnold) [fb]
13) 59 (Michael) [hw1]
14) 58 (pūb~) [hw1]
15) 58 (InC0Gnit0) [hw1]
16) 56 (†Î-DP lotto Vendetta) [hw2]
17) 56 (BETTER THAN CHAPPY) [fb]
18) 55 (chappy6107) [hw1]
19) 53 (Captain ★ America™) [hw1]
20) 51 (Crusty the Clunt) [hw1]
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Highest Mining Stat - Mining is dangerous business. Experienced miners only. No minors. Can you dig it?
1) 41.15 (☲ Mr Mark ☲) [fb]
2) 18.7 (TL Fannie Mae) [hw1]
3) 3.51 (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
4) 1.9 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
5) 1 (TeaSquire) [hw1]
6) 0.45 (Lumberjack™) [hw1]
7) 0.23 (Stein) [hw1]
8) 0.2 (Raaawwrrr) [hw2]
9) 0.15 (¤Pauly¤) [hw1]
10) 0.1 (Lovebug Starsky) [hw1]
11) 0.05 (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
12) 0.05 (SirBilly) [hw1]
13) 0.05 (chappy6107) [hw1]
14) 0.04 (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
15) 0.03 (Gerard) [hw1]
16) 0.03 (Gordo) [hw1]
17) 0.02 (|54| Terraniux) [hw1]
18) 0 (Juan Beer) [hw1]
19) 0 (Pumpy) [hw1]
20) 0 (Arnold) [fb]
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Worst Pet Owner - You're a bad person and you should feel bad
1) 3 deceased rats (Gordo) [hw1]
2) 1 deceased rats (~ pube!) [hw1]
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Firstiest - Be the one with the most ones and you will have won
1) 15 (VII- West Brook) [hw2]
2) 14 (Aerys) [hw1]
3) 14 (Boam) [hw1]
4) 13 (johncup22) [hw2]
5) 13 (Meow :D) [fb]
6) 12 (:r RASKOL ∴) [hw1]
7) 12 (]UR[ West Brook) [hw1]
8) 11 (Kool Aid) [hw1]
9) 11 (|Z| Blumorphosno †) [hw1]
10) 11 (YƸrMom) [fb]
11) 10 (Łƒ Superintendent) [fb]
12) 10 (Michael) [hw1]
13) 10 (🚫RaGiN🚫) [hw2]
14) 10 (‹Å› Starfall) [hw1]
15) 10 (Squabbit) [hw2]
16) 10 (ZNïCD) [hw1]
17) 10 (Parallel Universe Bert) [hw1]
18) 10 (Jigglesworth) [hw1]
19) 10 (TL-Superbuttcrack) [hw1]
20) 10 (GeorgeD) [hw1]
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Fight Category - First rule of fight category is don't talk about fight category. But if you really must know, it's how high you can level Tyler in the parking garage. That's the parking garage in Second City, not at the Chocolate Factory. Hop a ride on the short bus and go south two blocks, you can't miss it.
1) 58 (95.28%) ([Ƹ] Fantomet) [fb]
2) 58 (90.87%) (johntom [Ƹ]) [fb]
3) 53 (97.44%) (SirBilly) [hw1]
4) 51 (94.67%) (Ginormouspenis) [hw1]
5) 51 (90.04%) (Juan Beer) [hw1]
6) 50 (96.86%) (Folink) [hw2]
7) 50 (96.58%) (~EÞ~ Foash) [hw1]
8) 49 (98.1%) (Trapezohedron) [fb]
9) 49 (94.83%) (Arnold) [fb]
10) 47 (80.9%) (henrietta) [hw1]
11) 45 (100%) (Gerard) [hw1]
12) 45 (99.34%) (Gerard FBHW) [fb]
13) 45 (94.33%) (TeaSquire) [hw1]
14) 44 (99.33%) (Gerard -VII-) [hw2]
15) 43 (95.17%) (doodie) [hw1]
16) 43 (84.36%) (~ pube!) [hw1]
17) 42 (95.71%) (†Î-DP lotto Vendetta) [hw2]
18) 42 (79.37%) (cru[$]her) [hw1]
19) 40 (77.71%) (Jam Lemond) [hw1]
20) 39 (89.78%) (Dr. Shrimp PR) [hw1]
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